| Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. |
| Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ...again. |
| Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. |
| Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? |
| Drunkenness is temporary suicide. |
| A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession. |
| A great artist is always before his time or behind it. |
| I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. |
| Understanding is a two-way street. |
| Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. |