| Fashions fade, style is eternal. |
| Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one |
| I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can't find it! |
| It takes twenty-five dumb animals to make a fur coat and only one to wear it. |
| A lot of good-looking faces are wasted on ugly people. |
| A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia. |
| If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant? |
| Some girls are so far ahead of the times that being modern seems very old-fashioned to them. |
| The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth. |
| Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly. |