The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am. |
Beauty comes from within - within jars, tubes and bottles! |
The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am! |
My wife used to have an hour- glass figure, but the sand shifted. |
Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup! |
Everyone is beautiful if you squint a little. |
Sometimes a woman's best beauty aid is a short-sighted man. |
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. |
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. |
It ain`t the jeans that make your butt look fat. |