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![A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.]()
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![Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.]()
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![Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster and with more energy.]()
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![People who eat natural foods die from natural causes.]()
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![A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.]()
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Tea is for mugs, but coffee isn't my cup of tea either. -
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Men in a singles bar have one thing in common... they're all married.
