| In Mexico we have a word for sushi:bait. |
| It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. |
| Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. |
| A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed. |
| Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. |
| Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. |
| The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. |
| If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. |
| We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes us; the balance goes to waste and loss of energy. |
| When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste. |