| My favorite animal is steak. |
| All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. |
| You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. |
| As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. |
| It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. |
| Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you! |
| No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. |
| Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people. |
| I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. |
| Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it. |