Food and Drinks Quotes

  • We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.
    ~ Steve Elbert
  • There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
    ~ Voltaire
  • Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
    ~ Jim Davis
  • The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. Upload to Facebook
    The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
    ~ Homer Simpson
  • Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
    ~ P. J. O`Rourke
  • A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
    ~ W.C. Fields
  • Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.
    ~ Giuseppe Garibaldi
  • Human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.
    ~ Steve Mirsky