| If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine. |
| Wine is sunlight, held together by water. |
| If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party. |
| Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy, I've done it a thousand times. |
| A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. |
| Wine gives a man nothing.It only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. |
| We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. |
| No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness -or so good as drink. |
| Champagne,if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. |
| Remember:"I" before "E," except in Budweiser. |