| Girls are like domain names, the ones I like are already taken. |
| I can't remember the last time I had this much amnesia. |
| Online dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd. |
| The Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings. |
| When words fail, a boot to the ass may be sufficient. |
| A Tattoo is a permanent proof of temporary insanity. |
| Not many people realize just how well known I am. |
| Alcohol is both a cause of problems and a reason of solutions. |
| Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days. |
| I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally. |