| The days of good grammar has went. |
| A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. |
| Strange that psychics have to ask you for your name. |
| The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. |
| Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker. |
| Nuns generally wear plain colours because old habits never dye. |
| Constipated people don't give a crap. |
| I used to be afraid of the dark. Now I'm terrified of the electricity bill. |
| Before she finds a handsome prince, she's got to kiss a lot of frogs. |
| Homeless sign: I bet you can't hit me with a quarter. |