| I eat when I'm sad and I'm sad because I'm fat! |
| A socialist is someone who has nothing and wants to share it with everyone else. |
| Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you. |
| Your lucky number is 9412853042157621. Watch for it everywhere. |
| If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. |
| Obesity doesn't run in family. The main problem is nobody runs in family. |
| Obesity doesn't run in family. The main problem is nobody runs in family. |
| I can't remember the last time I forgot something. |
| Diplomat is a person who thinks twice before saying nothing. |
| Socks have the highest divorce rate. |