| How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide. |
| Diarrhoea waits for no man. |
| Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste? |
| Do not adjust your mind, there is a fault in reality. |
| He had a photographic memory which was never developed. |
| If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs, was it a joke? |
| Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? |
| If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? |
| Six munts ago, I cudn’t even spel executiv. Now I am butter. |
| If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? |