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Some of us learn from the mistakes of others, the rest of us have to be the others! -
A person who confuses food processor with word processor ends up mincing words. -
![When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself, another piece of cake.]()
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![I said NO to drugs, but they wouldn't listen!]()
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![Having one child makes you a parent;<br/>
Having two you are a referee.]()
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Having two you are a referee. -
![Her teeth have so many cavities, she talks with an echo.]()
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![I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!]()
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![Never buy a car you can't push.]()
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My wife's parking is unparalleled. -
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
