Help stamp out and abolish redundancy. |
Gossips need to take something for their rumortism. |
I've been fired from every job - but at least I'm not a quitter. |
Chiropractors get back pay. |
Of course I have a persecution complex - everyone hates me. |
A salesmen who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom. |
Atheists have no invisible means of support. |
Bikinis are the reason no driving is allowed along the beach. |
The surest sign someone's in love is a divorce. |
Retirement takes all the fun out of weekends. |