By the time you learn to play life's game, you're too old to make the team. |
Today life may begin at sixty - but can you wait that long? |
Everything you are doing today is going to make no sense one day! |
Life is really harmful, people die of it. |
My life goals were all offside. |
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person. |
Life sucks but death swallows. |
Life is a one time offer - use it well! |
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. |
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points. |