Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes. |
A moron always has other morons who think he's clever. |
If my dog could talk, would I still be his best friend? |
A fool and his money are soon parted. |
Unemployed teachers have no class. |
He who hesitates may not be lost - but his parking spot is! |
If astronauts are so smart, why do they count backwards? |
If APPLE made a car, would it have windows? |
A great farmer has to be great in his field. |
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? |