Unemployed teachers have no class. |
He who hesitates may not be lost - but his parking spot is! |
If astronauts are so smart, why do they count backwards? |
A great farmer has to be great in his field. |
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? |
I sink, therefore I swam. |
Candle-makers only work on wickends. |
I took an IQ test and the result was negative. |
A telephone pole never hits an automobile except in self-defense. |
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. |