| It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. |
| There is an exception to every rule - and most people think they are it. |
| People who are often in a hurry imagine they are energetic, when in most cases they are simply inefficient. |
| Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? |
| I am not going to sit here and stand for those kind of insults. |
| How come wrong numbers are never busy? |
| People often search for the city of happiness, not realizing it can only be found in the state of mind. |
| Trust is like virginity. You lose it once and that's it. |
| Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. |
| Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the better defense. |