| If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. |
| You were young and foolish once. Now you're no longer young. |
| It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. |
| Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice. |
| Always suspect you're wrong. Either way you'll be right. |
| Friends are important. Everyone needs someone else to take advantage of. |
| Never explain. Friends don't need it, enemies wouldn't believe it. |
| Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. |
| Logic is a systematic way to come to wrong answer with confidence. |
| Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile. |