| Faithful husbands will go straight to the heaven because they've already gone through hell |
| All men are different, but husbands are all alike |
| All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage |
| The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret |
| Never question your wife's judgement, look whom she married |
| Sure, I want a woman in my life. Just not in my house |
| Two very rich people got divorced, and their lawyers lived happily ever after |
| Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said, After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it |
| Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory |
| My husband & I married for better or worse. He couldn't do better and I couldn't do worse. |