| A husband is a bachelor whose luck finally failed. |
| All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterwards that causes all the trouble. |
| Don't get married if you are afraid of solitude |
| More than one mouse is mice; more than one spouse is spice. |
| The argument that you've just won with your wife isn't over yet |
| After winning an argument with his wife, the wisest thing a husband can do is apologize. |
| Marriage is a combination of sense and sex. Like the share market sensex it has ups and downs. |
| My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me. |
| Very few things upset my wife. It makes me feel rather special to be one of them. |
| A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. |