| Marriage: A way of being informed of all your faults. |
| Marriage: A banquet where dessert is served first. |
| I've got my own lie detector at home. I call her 'honey'. |
| A man's a man all his life, a woman's sexy until she's your wife. |
| Henpecked: A sterile husband afraid to tell his pregnant wife. |
| My marriage is made of trust & understanding; She doesn't trust me & I don't understand her! |
| Women aren't that bad, but wives...! |
| In my marriage, "We need to talk" means, "You need to listen." |
| Marriage is give & take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway |
| A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. |