Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one. |
Men who think "one size fits all" better prepare to live with wife who throws many fit. |
If I don't pay alimony this month, can my wife repossess me? |
When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear. |
A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time. |
Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping. |
A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital! |
What's Checkmate? You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, "Was she hot?" You can't say YES and you can't even say NO! That's checkmate! |
Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people: If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse! |
Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer. |