Marriage Graffiti

  • Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one.Upload to Facebook
    Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one.
  • Men who think "one size fits all" better prepare to live with wife who throws many fit.
  • If I don't pay alimony this month, can my wife repossess me?
  • When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.Upload to Facebook
    When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
  • A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.Upload to Facebook
    A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.
  • Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.Upload to Facebook
    Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.
  • A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!Upload to Facebook
    A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!
  • What's Checkmate?<br /><br />
You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, `Was she hot?`<br />
You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!<br />
That's checkmate!Upload to Facebook
    What's Checkmate?

    You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, "Was she hot?"
    You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!
    That's checkmate!
  • Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people:<br />
If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse!Upload to Facebook
    Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people:
    If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse!
  • Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer.Upload to Facebook
    Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer.
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