The best way to get a wife to argue with you, is to say something. |
Getting carried away can get you married away! |
Wives are so much more attractive when they don't have an opinion. |
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. |
Women begin by resisting a man's advances and end by blocking his retreat. |
Man who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued. |
When a wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear. |
A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death. |
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about my wife, I would probably start thinking about her. |
The only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place. |