| "Happy Hours" for husbands are "Hapless Hours" for wives! |
| Women aren't that bad, but wives! |
| My wife says I never listen, or something like that... |
| Marriage is like game of poker. You start with a pair and end with a full house. |
| With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. |
| Take your troubles like a man. Blame them on your wife. |
| It`s so easy for a man to understand a wife when she isn`t `His`. |
| In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. |
| Sign in a Driving School: If your wife wants to learn to drive, don`t stand in her way! |
| Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. |