| On a plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' |
| To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job. |
| Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient. |
| Whenever you have to make a decision, listen to your heart, then your head & finally do what your wife tells you to do. |
| This is worse than a divorce, I have lost half of my net worth and I still have a wife! |
| One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ? |
| A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'. |
| All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. |
| A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. |
| It's amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife - when she isn't his own! |