| Know why divorce is so expensive? It's WORTH it! |
| Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. |
| Never question your wife's judgement...look whom she married. |
| Marriage brings out the animal in some men, usually the chicken. |
| A Bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked. |
| Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. |
| A henpecked husband is a domestic animal trained to wash up and dry up, but never to act up. |
| While in bed after few years of marriage, husband & wife's hips meet each other more often than Lips. |
| Life's a bitch, and then you marry one. |
| Never forget that Mother In Law is an anagram of Woman Hitler. |