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![My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys, I thought she was joking. <br/>
And then I saw her face...]()
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![It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment. <br/>
She actually thinks it's a punishment!]()
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![Marriage is a competition between two people that who can live longer. Whoever wins gets all of other person's money and stuff!]()
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![Wife: I think...<br/>
Husband: Exactly!<br/>
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet!<br/>
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're always right!]()
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![I never cried at weddings, except for the last one when the preacher asked me if I do!]()
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![Wife: Whose number is this. Who's she?<br/>
Husband: I don't know. Google must have put it there as they did for UIDAI!]()
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![Today, I'm celebrating National Girlfriend's Day the same way I celebrate it every year; behind my wife's back!]()
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![I don't like to be in the company of people who are more intelligent than me. <br/>
So I got married!]()
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![If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.<br/>
When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?]()
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When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
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