| Nurses are working for the weakened. |
| The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it |
| Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? |
| The only person who can make me smile is a dentist. |
| The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. |
| Dermatologists often make rash statements. |
| Pain is weakness leaving the body. |
| Even water tastes bad when taken on doctor's orders. |
| Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor. |
| Doctors wear gloves so they don't leave fingerprints! |