| You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that is sufficient. |
| If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten. |
| When a man falls down his temper generally gets up before he does. |
| An Abstainer is a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. |
| People are not afraid of how bad you are, they are afraid of how good you are. |
| Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. |
| Think "honk" if you're a telepath. |
| What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? |
| Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. |
| Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether |