| An egotist is one who can hardly wait to hear what he's going to say about himself next. |
| It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. |
| Too many people are cheerful givers, only when they get a chance to hand out free advice. |
| One day I shall burst my bud of calm and blossom forth into hysteria. |
| Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you get credit for thinking. |
| The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. |
| Anyone can enjoy good days; those who find ways to enjoy bad days have something going for them! |
| A yawn is nature's method of giving the person listening to a bore an opportunity to open his mouth. |
| You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. |
| Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches. |