| We all know it isn't human to be perfect, and too many of us take advantage of it. |
| Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. |
| Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing. |
| My superiority complex is better than your superiority complex. |
| Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. |
| A friend is someone with whom we share common enemies. |
| I was going to procrastinate today, but I think I'll leave that until tomorrow. |
| How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not? |
| Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers. |
| Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do. |