| You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time and if you work it right, that's all you need to make a comfortable living. |
| An atheists worst moment is being truly grateful with no one to thank. |
| Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. |
| Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events. |
| Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? |
| Know thyself - but don't tell anyone. |
| I'm going to start thinking positive, but I know it won't work. |
| How come the bullets that work are fired, & the ones that don't work are not? |
| We could all take a lesson from the weather.It pays no attention to criticism. |
| Are participants of track events at Athletic championships racists? |