Miscellaneous Graffiti

  • Some people are alive only because it`s illegal to kill them.
  • The best automobile safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it.
  • I don't believe in superstition- it brings bad luck.
  • Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed.
  • Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
  • Opportunity may knock only once but temptation leans on the doorbell.
  • I can't promise that "I'll try". But "I'll try" to try.
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
  • The first one to see the traffic light turn green is the driver of the second car back.
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