| Space is a dangerous place...especially if it's between your ears. |
| Do all you should, not all you could. |
| I get plenty of exercise-jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines. |
| Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun. |
| The smile on your face is the light in the window that tells people you are at home. |
| Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. |
| Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may not see it again during the day, but others will. |
| A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. |
| When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. |
| The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. |