| Half of the people in the world are below average. |
| Brain is an apparatus with which we think we think. |
| Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. |
| Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses. |
| It's hard to make a comeback when you have't been anywhere. |
| If a tin whistle is made out of tin, then what, exactly, is a foghorn made out of? |
| Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. |
| Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark. |
| In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, however, there is. |
| Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon. |