| People who feel good about themselves, produce good results. |
| People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties. |
| Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. |
| Law of Murphy - Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later...Murphy was an optimist. |
| Boys are like mascara, they run on the first sign of emotion. |
| May the best of your past be the worst of your future. |
| Bad is never good until worse happens. |
| Familiarity breeds. |
| Hermits unite! |
| Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in. |