| If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you`ve never tried before. |
| Going to church doesn`t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. |
| Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who do not depend on it. |
| Honk if you want to see my finger. |
| You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. |
| On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels. |
| We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. |
| Once you lose your reputation, you don't mind it. |
| Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. |
| He who angers you conquers you. |