Nature Graffiti

  • Migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.
  • When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
  • Do sheep count people when they go to sleep?
  • A giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.
  • Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
  • Do fish get thirsty?
  • Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.
  • Huge land mammal who doesn't matter is irrelephant.
  • If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"