| The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. |
| Mother Nature applies all her rules... all the time. |
| Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones. |
| You should learn to be assertive, but not with me. |
| Snowflakes are some of nature's most fragile things, but just look what happens when they stick together. |
| Biology grows on you! |
| Don't buy furs, it takes trees to make protest signs. |
| We could all take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. |
| Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks. |
| Quit smoking! Take air pollution straight. |