March, April, May Remdesivir - not available Oxygen cylinders - not available Hospital beds - not available June/July Shimla - Sold out! Mussoorie- Sold out! Manali - Sold out! SPIRIT OF INDIA |
One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys? The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens! |
Finally, it has happened! After decades 'Beer' is now cheaper than 'Petrol'. Now, there will be a new slogan - Just Drink; Don't Drive! |
5G is amazingly fast. . . . . . Juhi Chawla already got the bill! |
Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay "₹ 20 lakh Bill" without using 5G! |
Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened. Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open. Priests have demanded, temples to be opened. I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open. This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time! |
Delhi starts home delivery of liquor: Pfizer Nahi To Budweiser Hi Sahi! |
CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE! |
I have a vaccination joke. But I will tell you in 4 weeks. No 8 weeks. No, 12 weeks! |
I have 2nd vaccination joke, but when they didn't get the first one how will they get the 2nd one! |