News and Politics SMS

  • March, April, May<br/><br/>

Remdesivir - not available<br/>
Oxygen cylinders - not available<br/>
Hospital beds - not available<br/><br/>

June/July<br/><br/>

Shimla - Sold out!<br/>
Mussoorie- Sold out!<br/>
Manali - Sold out!<br/><br/>

SPIRIT OF INDIAUpload to Facebook
    March, April, May

    Remdesivir - not available
    Oxygen cylinders - not available
    Hospital beds - not available

    June/July

    Shimla - Sold out!
    Mussoorie- Sold out!
    Manali - Sold out!

    SPIRIT OF INDIA
  • One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys?<br/>
The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens!Upload to Facebook
    One day while in heaven, Mahatma Gandhi went to God and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys?
    The God replied: They were all very happy. The blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens!
  • Finally, it has happened!<br/>
After decades 'Beer' is now cheaper than 'Petrol'.<br/>
Now, there will be a new slogan - Just Drink; Don't Drive!Upload to Facebook
    Finally, it has happened!
    After decades 'Beer' is now cheaper than 'Petrol'.
    Now, there will be a new slogan - Just Drink; Don't Drive!
  • 5G is amazingly fast.<br/>
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Juhi Chawla already got the bill!Upload to Facebook
    5G is amazingly fast.
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    Juhi Chawla already got the bill!
  • Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay `₹ 20 lakh Bill` without using 5G!Upload to Facebook
    Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay "₹ 20 lakh Bill" without using 5G!
  • Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened.<br/>
Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open.<br/>
Priests have demanded, temples to be opened.<br/>
I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open.<br/>
This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time!Upload to Facebook
    Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened.
    Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open.
    Priests have demanded, temples to be opened.
    I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open.
    This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time!
  • Delhi starts home delivery of liquor:<br/>
Pfizer Nahi To Budweiser Hi Sahi!Upload to Facebook
    Delhi starts home delivery of liquor:
    Pfizer Nahi To Budweiser Hi Sahi!
  • CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE!Upload to Facebook
    CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE!
  • I have a vaccination joke.<br />
But I will tell you in 4 weeks. No 8 weeks. No, 12 weeks!Upload to Facebook
    I have a vaccination joke.
    But I will tell you in 4 weeks. No 8 weeks. No, 12 weeks!
  • I have 2nd vaccination joke, but when they didn't get the first one how will they get the 2nd one!
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    I have 2nd vaccination joke, but when they didn't get the first one how will they get the 2nd one!
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