News and Politics SMS

  • I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...<br/>
I was just sitting there doing nothing!Upload to Facebook
    I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...
    I was just sitting there doing nothing!
  • Masjid Dha De, Mandir Dha De, Dha De Jo Kuch Dhainda;<br/>
Par Kisi Da Dil Na Dhanwin, Rabb Dilaan Vich Rehnda!<br/>
~ Bulleh Shah<br/><br/>

#RamJanambhoomiBabriMasjidUpload to Facebook
    Masjid Dha De, Mandir Dha De, Dha De Jo Kuch Dhainda;
    Par Kisi Da Dil Na Dhanwin, Rabb Dilaan Vich Rehnda!
    ~ Bulleh Shah

    #RamJanambhoomiBabriMasjid
  • Police: We want justice.<br/>
Judge: Where is your lawyer?<br/>
#LawyersvsDelhiPoliceUpload to Facebook
    Police: We want justice.
    Judge: Where is your lawyer?
    #LawyersvsDelhiPolice
  • Delhi Mein Ulti Ganga Beh Rahi Hai...<br/>
Police Protection Maang Rahi Hai Aur Lawyers Justice!Upload to Facebook
    Delhi Mein Ulti Ganga Beh Rahi Hai...
    Police Protection Maang Rahi Hai Aur Lawyers Justice!
  • Unfortunate person is the one, who had:<br/>
planned a trip via Cox and Kings on Jet Flight;<br/>
invested in PMC Bank FD & DHFL NCDs;<br/>
purchased a flat in Lokhandwala Minerva;<br/>
got stake in Gitanmjali shares;<br/>
and currently staying in Delhi NCR!Upload to Facebook
    Unfortunate person is the one, who had:
    planned a trip via Cox and Kings on Jet Flight;
    invested in PMC Bank FD & DHFL NCDs;
    purchased a flat in Lokhandwala Minerva;
    got stake in Gitanmjali shares;
    and currently staying in Delhi NCR!
  • Conversation in heaven:<br/>
Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.<br/>
American: I died because of a hurricane.<br/>
Delhiite: I was doing Yoga in the morning!Upload to Facebook
    Conversation in heaven:
    Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.
    American: I died because of a hurricane.
    Delhiite: I was doing Yoga in the morning!
  • To whichever country that he goes, our prime minister tells people in that country, 'Come, set up your business in India'.<br/>
I am very happy and excited about his current visit to Thailand!Upload to Facebook
    To whichever country that he goes, our prime minister tells people in that country, 'Come, set up your business in India'.
    I am very happy and excited about his current visit to Thailand!
  • Delhi smog situation is worsening.<br/>
Many men were caught hugging their own wives!Upload to Facebook
    Delhi smog situation is worsening.
    Many men were caught hugging their own wives!
  • Men smoke cigarettes;<br/>
Adults smoke cigar;<br/>
Legends stay in Delhi-NCRUpload to Facebook
    Men smoke cigarettes;
    Adults smoke cigar;
    Legends stay in Delhi-NCR
  • Delhi is so smoky right now that if you don't chug your Glen down fast, it will turn into a Laphroaig!Upload to Facebook
    Delhi is so smoky right now that if you don't chug your Glen down fast, it will turn into a Laphroaig!
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