I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician... I was just sitting there doing nothing! |
Masjid Dha De, Mandir Dha De, Dha De Jo Kuch Dhainda; Par Kisi Da Dil Na Dhanwin, Rabb Dilaan Vich Rehnda! ~ Bulleh Shah #RamJanambhoomiBabriMasjid |
Police: We want justice. Judge: Where is your lawyer? #LawyersvsDelhiPolice |
Delhi Mein Ulti Ganga Beh Rahi Hai... Police Protection Maang Rahi Hai Aur Lawyers Justice! |
Unfortunate person is the one, who had: planned a trip via Cox and Kings on Jet Flight; invested in PMC Bank FD & DHFL NCDs; purchased a flat in Lokhandwala Minerva; got stake in Gitanmjali shares; and currently staying in Delhi NCR! |
Conversation in heaven: Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house. American: I died because of a hurricane. Delhiite: I was doing Yoga in the morning! |
To whichever country that he goes, our prime minister tells people in that country, 'Come, set up your business in India'. I am very happy and excited about his current visit to Thailand! |
Delhi smog situation is worsening. Many men were caught hugging their own wives! |
Men smoke cigarettes; Adults smoke cigar; Legends stay in Delhi-NCR |
Delhi is so smoky right now that if you don't chug your Glen down fast, it will turn into a Laphroaig! |