| The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up. |
| A brat doesn't know right from wrong, yet always manages to do the wrong thing. |
| The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time. |
| If you believe that dreams can come true, be prepared for the occasional nightmare too. |
| The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker. |
| A home without children is like a circus without clowns. |
| You never get a second chance to make a first impression. |
| The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. |
| Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity. |
| Don't tell any big lies, Small ones can be just as effective. |