| People treat you exactly how you train them to. |
| If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten. |
| No one is funnier than people who take themselves too seriously. |
| Intelligence is like underwear, everyone should have it, but we shouldn't show it off. |
| If you've a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% chance you'll get it wrong. |
| Anybody can quit smoking. It takes a real man to fight lung cancer. |
| Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. |
| A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it. |
| War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left. |
| Man who drive like hell, bound to get there! |