| You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. |
| All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. |
| If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. |
| Wasting time won't make any difference to eternity. |
| Why is it that when someone says they are no speech maker they have to go on to prove it? |
| To realize a dream, you must have a dream to realize. |
| If you can't laugh at yourself, someone else is going to do it for you, and you're not going to enjoy it nearly as much. |
| An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. |
| He knows that little soon repeats it. |
| Being good at being stupid doesn't count. |