| Everything happens for a reason, the hard part is finding out what that reason is. |
| A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. |
| Half the people you know are below average. |
| Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. |
| Why Good News & Bad News travel at different speeds! |
| Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. |
| Always live within your means, even if you have to borrow. |
| No one can drive us crazy until we give them the keys. |
| How young can one die of old age? |
| A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. |