| Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. |
| Treble is baseless. |
| I hate spoons. They're pointless. |
| People who say they are constipated, are full of shit. |
| Death will definitely lift up my spirit. |
| Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. |
| Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength. |
| It's hard to be optimistic with a misty optic. |
| Laughter translates into any language. |
| An egotist is a person more interested in himself than in me. |