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![Unlike us, the Earth is pretty grounded.]()
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Don't trust stairs... they're always up to something! -
Whatever you do, always give 100 per cent - unless you're donating blood. -
Don't get into a pissing contest with a skunk. -
Never spit when on a roller coaster. -
When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -
Dating Spiderman must be tricky. Too many strings attached! -
The difference between pink and purple, is your grip. -
Those who say they sleep like a baby haven't got one.
