| Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents. |
| A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't. |
| The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later. |
| Children act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. |
| It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it is the little differences that make them interesting. |
| A man in a relationship trades intimacy to get sex. A woman in a relationship trades sex to get intimacy. |
| If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable. |
| You know the kids are growing up when your daughter begins to put on lipstick and your son starts to wipe it. |
| I never forget my brother's birthday because it was the day I lost half my inheritance. |
| Home is the place where you get treated best and complain the most. |